Phrases, Phases, & Faces of Katie Courtien

Jul
3rd

Thu

» The Douchiest Phone Message In History OH. MY. GOD. I have never in my life heard anything so insane. You hav to listen to this whole thing.

Oh and there were gun racks in the Walmart. The country scares me. You should not be able to buy a gun in a store where you can also purchase diapers. It feels wrong.

On my vacation to Cooperstown I stayed at this beautiful resort called Otesaga. This was the view I had every day. It was lovely. I had a blasty blast in Cooperstown but I could have done it in a day or two. I’m waaaaaay to much of city gal to stay in the country for over four days. And Cooperstown is COUN-TRY. Absolutely nothing to do there aside from the Baseball Hall of Fame and Golf. We had to drive to another town just to go to a movie (WALL.E which was fantastic). Yeah, I’ll take the pollution and muggings if it means I can get to the movies in under 15minutes. That’s how I roll!

Jul
2nd

Wed

mrhammers

Awww me and my nephew!!! Love you Hamsters…

Jun
28th

Sat

Peacin' Out

I’m outta here till next Wednesday. I’ll be in Cooperstown relaxing and going to the Baseball Hall of Fame. Try not to miss me too much whilst I’m away. If you need me, I can be reached by telegraph via morse code. Thank you.

Jun
26th

Thu

jessebarton:

The lovely Miss Courtien and I.

Ima gonna miss this bitch!!!! L.A. has no idea how lucky it is :)

What is going on???

So my life has suddenly started to come together out of the blue. I don’t want to go into details yet because I’m horribly superstitious and I feel everytime I get overly excited about things, they blow up in my face. SOOOOOOOOOO just know that life is pretty bitchin and I’ll elaborate when all the pieces finally fall into place.

Courtien Out

Jun
23rd

Mon

A Conversation With Miguel. Always Priceless.

Miguel: I'm going to cook you dessert! Have you ever had Flan??
Me: No but it's a lot like Creme Brulee or Panna Cotta right?
Miguel: Yeah only its Puerto Rican!
Me: Um, I thought it was Mexican?
Miguel: It depends on who's making it.
Me: Of course.
He's so pretty...

Jun
22nd

Sun

(via davidfuternick)

Seriously. I can’t date a man with more cleavage than me.

lightbulb

getouttamymind:

the people i’m attracted to aren’t the ones that are right for me. apparently…

why is that?

Because God is unmerciful and cruel Limor. That’s the conclusion I’ve come to after years of dating the worst of the worst. Sadly, I don’t see this getting better any time soon. Nunnery anyone?