Aug
11th
Mon
11th
Aug
7th
Thu
7th
Can I get a couple of Black Russians? haha I’m Awesome.
Aug
6th
Wed
6th
I can’t believe this is actually happening. What the hell is wrong with the world?
A Day at the Gyno
- Dr. Gary: How are you?
- Me: Umm...I'm ok, I guess.
- Dr. Gary: You sure? You look freezing.
- Me: I AM freezing!
- Dr. Gary: Its 86 degrees outside!
- Me: I'M ON A METAL EXAM TABLE WITH NO PANTS ON WITH THE AC CRANKED UP!!
- Dr. Gary: Touche.
Aug
5th
Tue
5th
In Greek ‘nostalgia’ literally means ‘the pain from an old wound.’ It’s a twinge in your heart far more powerful than memory alone.
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-Don Draper (via thatgirldre)
God I love you Don Draper. You cheating, alcohol abusing, chain-smoking, secret-hiding, family-hating, magnificent bastard you. I just wanna hug him and dropkick him all at the same time.
Also, for the record, I’d like to state that “Beautiful Mine,” the theme song from Mad Men is, in fact, my ring tone. I loooooove that song and the show makes me want to start smoking and allow men to put me in my place… which of course is the kitchen.
Aug
3rd
Sun
3rd
One of the better routines this season. I DIGG this song “The Garden” by Mirah. Awesome.
Aug
1st
Fri
1st
This is “Smilin Bob” the spokesperson for Enzyte, a male enhancement supplement. If you’ve seen these commercials you probably can agree with me that they are creepy, upsetting, and have to stop. I recently learned that the creators of this product apparently were found guilty of a conspiracy to commit mail fraud, bank fraud, and money laundering. Plus there are lawsuits going on that claim this product itself is fraudulent. I sincerely hope this means I NEVER EVER have to see one of these commercials again. It seriously sends shivers up my spine.
Jul
30th
Wed
30th
LOVE represents a range of human emotions and experiences related to the senses of affection and sexual attraction. The word love can refer to a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from generic pleasure to intense interpersonal attraction.
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(via katiecourtien)
Procrastination is a type of behavior which is characterized by deferment of actions or tasks to a later time. Psychologists often cite procrastination as a mechanism for coping with the anxiety associated with starting or completing any task or decision
(via mikecourtien)
SHUT UP MIKEY!!!!!!!!!!
I HATE MY BROTHER.
LOVE represents a range of human emotions and experiences related to the senses of affection and sexual attraction. The word love can refer to a variety of different feelings, states, and attitudes, ranging from generic pleasure to intense interpersonal attraction.
— An excerpt from Wikipedia’s extremely clinical and awkward definition of “Love.” I think its so funny that something we all experience is sooo difficult to define - more so than any other emotion. It’s pretty phenomenal.
Jul
29th
Tue
29th
My friend: Captain Corporate Pants
- Elaine: Wanna wait in the gay iphone line with me today?
- Me: Lol as tempting as that is, I have work to do.
- Elaine: Let me tell you this line is HELLA gay.
- Me: If your crazy bored, you can call me.
- Elaine: I feel like a douche talking on the phone while waiting in line for an iphone. I am also holding a starbucks cup. I am a complete yuppie fuck.
- Me: Way to bow down to the establishment.
