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Archive

Jun
23rd
Mon
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A Conversation With Miguel. Always Priceless.

  • Miguel: I'm going to cook you dessert! Have you ever had Flan??
  • Me: No but it's a lot like Creme Brulee or Panna Cotta right?
  • Miguel: Yeah only its Puerto Rican!
  • Me: Um, I thought it was Mexican?
  • Miguel: It depends on who's making it.
  • Me: Of course.
  • He's so pretty...
Jun
22nd
Sun
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(via davidfuternick) Seriously. I can’t date a man with more cleavage than me.

(via davidfuternick)

Seriously. I can’t date a man with more cleavage than me.

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getouttamymind:

the people i’m attracted to aren’t the ones that are right for me. apparently…

why is that?

Because God is unmerciful and cruel Limor. That’s the conclusion I’ve come to after years of dating the worst of the worst. Sadly, I don’t see this getting better any time soon. Nunnery anyone?

Jun
21st
Sat
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Average Friday Night With My Brother

  • Me: (notices it's starting to rain) IT'S RAINING MEN!!!! Just kidding. It's regular rain.
  • Mikey: Thank God.
  • Me: I know. Remember the great Man Storm of '05?
  • Mikey: Remember it? I broke my fibula!
Jun
20th
Fri
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jendunlap: Sam as ben franklin The role he was born to play. Although, Sam has always reminded a bit of Paul Giamatti, so John Adams wouldn’t be a stretch either. Still, he looks stunning.

jendunlap: Sam as ben franklin

The role he was born to play. Although, Sam has always reminded a bit of Paul Giamatti, so John Adams wouldn’t be a stretch either. Still, he looks stunning.
Jun
18th
Wed
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How I spent my Tuesday!!! Lets hear it for Coney Island in all its skanky, terrifying glory.

How I spent my Tuesday!!!

Lets hear it for Coney Island in all its skanky, terrifying glory.

Jun
15th
Sun
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This woman, Ms. Patricia McGowan, was my third grade teacher. Meanest teacher ever but still didn't deserve this. They have caught the guy who did it but she is still in a lot of pain and terrified I'm sure. My mom also works at this school so please keep her and the rest of the staff in your thoughts. It's been a scary week.
Jun
12th
Thu
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It's Officially Summer

How do I know? I just had a peach and it was so delicious and juicy it literally exploded when I bit into it. I had to change my shirt but it was soooooooo worth it. Peaches, cherries, and watermelon are the 3 fruits I associate most with summer and I’ve had all three in the last week. YAY SUMMER FRUIT!!!!!!!! lol this was the gayest post ever. Thank you.

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(via garfieldminusgarfield)

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

Jun
11th
Wed
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Weiner Town Hall Meeting Coming To Your Couch
— The subject line of an email I got from Congressman Anthony Weiner. I don’t know what he was thinking, but he’s got my vote!