Phrases, Phases, & Faces of Katie Courtien

Oh sweet, sweet pornography...

It is fairly common knowledge that once a movie becomes a hit there will undoubtedly be a pun-filled porn named after it. Saving Ryan’s Privates, Space Nuts, The Three Witches of Breastwick - you get the idea. While perusing the channels just now, I inevitably had to click past the barrage of dirty stuff and low and behold, at 10pm, on the Playboy Channel….

THERE WILL BE BLONDES

I have to say I am tempted to buy it just because I’m intrigued to see their interpretation of the film. I mean, it was seriously the least sexy movie I have ever seen. What I am imagining is women rolling around in oil while talking in the Daniel Plainview voice. Actually…that does sound pretty awesome.

CONAN VS. COLBERT

Two comedy heavyweights come to blows in a political struggle…sort of.

LET THE HILARITY ENSUE!!!!