I’ve been on craigslist’s job search too much lately. Its at the point where I know if it says “Looking for females 21-32 $8000” that means someone wants to harvest my eggs. What’s really scaring me is the more I see it, the more its starting to look like a good idea. I mean, how many eggs do I really NEED anyway?
— Me complaining about unemployment.
Random internal musings whilst watching the Movie Awards:
That dance-off was the best thing that MTV has shown me since the Real World Seattle.
Could Johnny Depp look any hotter/douchier right now? And did anyone understand anything he said? God I love him.
It did my heart a world of good to see a Wayne’s World sketch.
When Tom Cruise looks into the camera I feel like he is eating my soul. I’m scared!
That Adam Sandler montage was amazing. I want it to run on a loop in my bedroom. I could listen to him yell for no reason and then talk all raspy and cry for the rest of my life.
I think its innappropriate for Seth Rogen and James Franco to smoke weed on stage and then give an award to Robert Downey Jr. It’s just plain mean. Like a counselor eating a chocolate bar in front of fat camp kids.
Who the f was Brendan Fraser filling in for?? Cause there is no way he was the first choice to present an award.
I feel really bad for the other 4 PussyCat Dolls. They have to be the most unrecognizable members of a girl group in the history of pop music. I swear if they stole my purse I couldn’t pick them out of a lineup.
I can’t believe Enchated lost to Step Up 2 for best kiss. LAME.
In one of the sketch’s Mike Myers pretended to be an animal trainer for film and referred to himself as an Animal Dramaturg. MY NEW CAREER!!!
HAHAHAHAHA National Treasure II got nominated for Best Movie. HAHAHHA wow. Any and all credibility this show might have had has sunk to lowest depths of hell.
